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1)Inform the entire cinema that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tepopcll everyone that you feel better now.
2) Applaud.
3) Laugh loudly and hysterically every so often [Especially during sad and serious scenes].
4) Sing along with the background music.
5) Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!".
6) Make shadow puppets.
7) If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.
8) Pull out a toy gun and "shoot" the "bad guys." Tell the people that you are a part of this new live action movie. "Shoot" any movie personnel telling you to stop.
9) Read the credits out loud.
10) Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the cinema, hopefully hitting someone.
11) Dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen.
12) Say "beeeeep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.
13) Sacrifice small furry creatures in front of the screen.
14) Sit by the isle. Trip up everyone that walks by.
15) Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened.
16) Say the lines with the movie, in Swahili.
17) Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.
18) Throw paper airplanes.
19) Yell "Ow!" after every gun shot.
20) Gargle your Pepsi.
21) Juggle.
22) Bowl in the isle.
23) Play Battleship with someone across the cinema.
24) Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters/exits the cinema ask to see their identification.
25) Leave death threats on various seats.
26) Break into a chorus of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.
27) Throw water balloons.
28) Bring lots of gerbils & mice. Think "snowball" fight.
29) Have a friend call your mobile every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.
30) Wear a top hat!
31) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
32) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
33) Clap when the good guy gets killed.
34) Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
35) Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some off their sweets for your asthma.
36) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
37) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
38) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
39) Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
40) Yell out what is going to happen.
42) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm superman! Hahaha!" and run away.
43) Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
44) Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
